I've scratched my head countless times over the last month while I watched people hoard entire pallets of toilet paper (enough to last a lifetime,) while the sane people slowly ran out and eased into an uncomfortable panic because they didn't buy more than a week or two's worth of toilet paper and now they can't find any.
The toilet paper thing has been confusing and chaotic. An unexpected villain in all of this? Cats.
Not that we don't love cats (we really do love them,) but they are unfortunately notorious for messing with toilet paper... and by messing with it, I mean destroying it. Unfortunately, some of them have realized now is truly their time to shine and have been maliciously destroying precious toilet paper when it cannot be easily replaced.
I'm not going to tell him otherwise.
At least he is very, very cute.
I'll forgive you because you are cute.
TOILET PAPER IS FLYING OFF THE SHELVES AND THIS TERROR THINKS ITS A TOY. Obama is now up for adoption if anyone wants a cat pic.twitter.com/9pOKEuSMw2— Bedroom Eyes (@BedroomEyes17) March 31, 2020
* at the store *— The Cultured Ruffian (@CulturedRuffian) March 14, 2020
Shopper: Man, I wonder what's behind all of the toilet paper shortage?
Me: I'm not sure...
* at my house *
"I didn’t do it. The roll jumped off the holder and unrolled itself! I know there’s a toilet paper crisis right now, so I told it not to but I couldn’t stop it. It was unrolled before I knew it. Sorry mum & dad"
Public Service Announcement 🌍— 😻 Kevin & Scampi 😺 (@KevinScampi) March 7, 2020
🧻🧻Toilet Paper Crisis 🧻🧻
Kevin: Around the world people have been stockpiling toilet paper 😾
Scampi: We just wanted to make it clear that us cats can survive without this toy during the current world events. Please buy catnip mice instead😺 pic.twitter.com/AvBO2w1RLS
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