The internet has this running joke about how cats are hilariously horrible to own, people either seem to think that they're tiny puffs of purring love, or the embodiment of satan which honestly, isn't too far from the truth. If you actually own a cat you'll know that both of those views are true, and often come out in your cat on the same day, most days, okay, all of the time. A cat will love your scratches one second and bite your hand of the next, but that doesn't mean they don't love you!
I fact, a lot of cats cause trouble for attention from their owners, because they think they're hungry, or just haven't heard the sound of shattering glass this week. How do I know all of this? I own one of the tiny devils myself and get the adorable evil first hand every day. This all being said, that doesn't mean that cat owners don't find stuff other cats do hilarious, but that's only because it's not happening to us... Yet.
"Dogs are assholes"— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) September 3, 2015
DOG PERSON: YOU'RE an asshole!
"Cats are assholes"
CAT PERSON: Yeah
I'm done with politics tweets until I get mad again. here is my cat pretending she doesn't know who destroyed the paper towels pic.twitter.com/c3AXIPTcD6— Mumplestilskin (@rachelmillman) September 20, 2017
My relationship with my cat is like when Leia says "I love you" and Han says "I know" except then Han knocks over everything on my desk— Kendra 🐷 (@kendrawcandraw) September 13, 2016
can't trust cats from r/funny
*me petting my cat*— joe (@sad_tree) February 24, 2015
CAT: This is the happiest I will ever be
*a door opens*
CAT: Now is my chance to flee this prison and never return
Goodbye Mufasa. I'm the King now. pic.twitter.com/u7B1gMEAaL— Maud Bernabé (@MaudBernab) August 12, 2017
i yelled at my cat... and now she's just sitting there plotting my murder pic.twitter.com/c8g4ztUlCs— ˗ˏˋaeˎˊ˗ (@hippieepotamus) October 10, 2017
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner. pic.twitter.com/UNyMTSMM3K— Emergency Kittens (@EmrgencyKittens) October 5, 2017
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