Owning a cat is not as simple of a task as some people make it out to be. It's a LOT more fun than people let on, though. Cats are seriously incredible little creatures.
They pack a metric ton of personality in their fluffy little bodies and quite frankly that should come with an instruction manual. Since we love cats so much we've kind of assembled a photographic and artistic manual.
You're going to love it, it's purrty spot on, any cat owner can relate. If you haven't welcomed a cat into your home just yet, this is everything you need to know to be properly prepared!
You can hide from a toddler but you cannot hide from a cat. If kitty wants that treat, kitty is coming for you.
If you can convince yourself that those are bites of love then you're headed to good places.
You need to know preferred petting places. This graphic should do nicely.
Do not pet the tummy. It's a trap.
You need to learn the moment "that's just right" becomes "that's too much, death is imminent."
You don't choose the cat life. The cat life chooses you.
Once the cat life chooses you, prepare to hold your pee a really, really, really, REALLY long time. Never disturb the kitty.
Your cat won't let you pee alone, either. Prepare for it.
You're going to need a lot of it when your cat takes 10 steps in and 10 steps out about 20 times before deciding that a little bit of both works best.
You will no longer do anything alone. And if kitty can't sleep on your computer then kitty will make sure you can't use it comfortably alone.
Hair eventually enhances flavor.
Throw out your alarm clock, you have a cat now.
Is this the face of a kitty excited to see you or ready to murder you? You'll be ready for a cat when you can answer correctly.
Your cat is a vocal creature but it's time to get used to one-sided conversations. You have a lot more to say than kitty.
If you can't figure out how to sneeze quietly then you're doomed.
Not yours anymore, pal. Not yours anymore.
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