Posts That Only Cat Owners Will Truly Understand

1. Nothing in the middle.

2. Yeah, this is true. My cat also thinks that.

Remember, you don’t OWN a cat.

You know a cat.

— Scott Hanselman (@shanselman) September 4, 2018

3. To them, we are just a piece of furniture.

My boyfriend & I each had a cat when we moved in together. Normally, mine sits with me and his sits with him. But tonight we are sitting in each others chairs, so now we are sitting with each others cats.

Turns out, our cats are attached to the spots they sit, not us at all 😂

— Dr Emma Beckett (@synapse101) October 9, 2019

4. Sometimes we think of them as humans. Nasty humans.

my cat is on antibiotics and for one second my fucking brain was like “wait this means he can’t drink”

— ellory smith (@ellorysmith) November 12, 2019

5. Best alarm clock in the world.

6. A bit of a drama queen.

7. And they can be a real drama queen. Shakespearean theater drama.

8. They take over pretty quickly.

Rescue Cat Five Years Ago: can I sit here? Is that cool? I’m sorry if it’s not. Thank you so much for not hating me, it’s really nice. I love you.
Rescue Cat Today: I SNUCK INTO THE PANTRY AND ATE ALL THE CRACKERS CLEAN UP MY VOMIT YOU SWINE FOR I AM RULER OF THE LIVING ROOM

— aCoupleofN3rds (@aCoupleofN3rds) March 26, 2019

9. Exorcist.

10. Maybe. But I want it.

11. Understandable. I can relate to that.

I left the groceries for ONE MINUTE so I could pee and he took a bite out of every single tortilla. I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him pic.twitter.com/bx4RFxGMwK

— 𝔞𝔡𝔯𝔦𝔞𝔫𝔞 𝔩𝔞 𝔠𝔢𝔯𝔳𝔞’𝔰 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 (@Catholic_Guilt_) November 23, 2019

12. Totally different energy… yeah.

ME: whose dog are you

DOG: I'M YOUR DOG I'M YOUR DOG YES YES YES TWIRL TWIRL

ME: whose cat are you

CAT: Possession is a solipsistic paradigm, Vivian. However, if I were to define myself as belonging to anyone, it would be myself. In this essay, I will DON'T TOUCH MY STOMACH

— MARC in a Cold Climate (@marccold) April 15, 2019

13. Did he put his arm through the cat?

14. This obviously comes from an expert.

15. Rules don’t always make sense.

Biggest scam ever...

Apartments charging pet fees but not children fees. My cat literally lays on a blanket all day while I can literally hear children beating on the walls.

— Shalinda Kirby (@ShalindaKirby) August 9, 2018

16. Of course she will listen to you.

My husband is in the other room explaining to the cat that even tho we are going to bed early, he (the cat) is welcome to stay up

— Nikki Reimer (@NikkiReimer) March 5, 2019

17. This cat must be so confused.