Cats are amazing, little creatures. Bursting with life and packaged with vibrant purr-personalities, most cat owners cannot imagine life without their furry feline friends. For all the head-boops, all the bleps, and certainly all the purring, rubbing, and snuggling, cats are as unique and diverse as they are also similar.
While each of us appreciates our individual cats as their own purr-sons, so to speak, there are inside jokes in the cat community that basically ring true in a unanimous manner. In other words, if one cat does some weird, quirky thing... there's a high probability that almost every other cat on the planet also does this hilarious yet weird and quirky thing.
That's why if you love cats you're pretty much guaranteed to laugh today. Have fun!
Nothing comes between a cat lover and their cat. Nothing.
New boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can't keep him :( He's ginger & named Tom. Friendly. Comes when called. 28yrs-old & works in IT.— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream) November 28, 2012
She is in kindred spirit with the cats, of course.
BATMAN: I got you flowers— Floyd (@dafloydsta) September 8, 2015
CATWOMAN: Put them in this vase
CATWOMAN: *pushes vase off counter while maintaining eye contact*
Your cat will never, ever forgive you.
I'll never know why cats perpetually think they are starving but... alas.
me talking to my cat 5 times a day pic.twitter.com/XldODAfqAg— mothma'am (@drakesgurl420) April 4, 2018
Delivery day is Christmas to kitties.
"someday this will all be yours" I tell my cat, waving my arms wildly at a few amazon boxes by the front door— claudia turner (@cloudypianos) May 26, 2015
Cats do it best.
I suppose they must be proud of their butts.
Cat: Remember that time you told me you wanted me to stand on your chest with my arse in your face at every opportunity?— Oonagh (@Okeating) April 11, 2018
ME: okay guys I bought a $100 cat tree and multiple beds just for you— Sam H. Escobar 👻 (@myhairisblue) January 16, 2017
Me: *Sobbing* One minute he loves me and the next he wants nothing to do me!— PRC (@PetiteRainCity) January 24, 2015
Therapist: That's pretty typical cat behavior....
Sometimes lies are comforting.
my mum: why is your bed soaking wet— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) April 15, 2018
me thinking about the 9 unsuccessful attempts to get the cat to drink water out of my cupped hands at 2am: i peed. that is pee
This is what true love looks like.
Sometimes I wonder if I spoil the cat, seeing him with his iPad, in his yurt. pic.twitter.com/45ScY3Rloe— Liz Buckley (@liz_buckley) January 21, 2015
No finer sound on earth.
When someone asks what I’m up to, there’s a 90% chance I’m trying not to pee my pants while waiting patiently for my cat to decide she’s done laying on my lap— Morgan Paige (@MorganPaigeLove) January 13, 2018
You da bomb, kitty.
when ur cat gets the fly that's been buzzin' around ur apartment causin' a ruckus pic.twitter.com/9rv7AWECKH— Dave Stopera (@davestopera) July 28, 2015
the pap, pap, pap will.
Cat littler is heavy AF
I try to be a good person, but it has been indicated that if I keep ordering the big bags of cat litter from the Internet the UPS guy is going to put out a hit on me.— OPTIMUS WINE (@linanneblack) January 13, 2018
Well, there's that.
me, when my cat stands straight on my neck, and chokes me out while he’s cleaning my face and purring pic.twitter.com/BhybMvIRgD— ˗ˏˋ puff ˊˎ˗ (@fruit_fairy) April 11, 2018
I love you, cat. I love you so much.
When my cat meows at me after I’ve meowed at her, I genuinely believe I’ve spoken some kind of word in cat language.— Megan Everett (@moitoi) January 15, 2018
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