Cats have a lot of reputations. Sometimes their reputations come with good connotations, like that they're soft and cuddly feline friends. Other times, their reputations come with negative connotations like, "cats don't actually care about you and they do what they want." Are both true? Are neither true? Purr-haps its a cat-by-cat basis? I've only ever met a cat who loved to cuddle and I've only ever met a cat who did everything on their own schedule, so I'm inclined to think there's a little truth to all the reputations cats are known for, except any that imply they are evil. Cats are the best.
A new reputation cats are coming around to is that sometimes they're buttholes for no reason. Unfortunately, as you're about to see... this may ring true.
Never underestimate your cat's ability to be vindictive.
If anything, there is probably more than one.
Next time consider placing a heating pad next to your laptop!
Technically, he's obeying the rules of the house.
"I've altered your signal. Pray I don't alter it further." - jaycrew
Not a single one. NADA. None. ZILCH.
Caught in the act of tomfoolery.
"Made a pie crust. Turned around to get filling. Turned back around and this is what I found."
"Wife drives to Grandma's house. Amount of fucks given by our new rescue cat: zero."
Mystery solved: all warmth belongs to cat.
If you didn't want your leftover corn muffins to be stolen by the cat, you should not have turned your back for a second.
However, the crisis level of meows that are likely to occur when she wants down, that's a whole different story.
"She pushes her toy mouse under the stove more than 5 times a day and then meows until I crawl under to get it. She's an A**hole." - jesseichner
SCIENCE or SORCERY? You decide.
That's also pretty impressive, to be honest.
Kitty wants to see you.
Apparently, the kitten was not getting along with the dog.
Case in point:
Other than your cat is a jerk.
Because this was a loud message.
I submit into evidence, game night:
This shelf belong to the all-mighty cat.
"We locked out cats out of room due to a new baby. After hearing frantic scratching and meowing at 2am I flipped the lights on to this sight. We have no idea how he managed to do this."
I seriously cannot fathom why the cat would think this looks like a nice place to sit, it's not even warm.
Especially if it means they can alert you properly to their 3am meal.
"Lost about 40 minutes of work just now. PSA: If you have a cat, don't buy a computer case with an upward-facing power button." - KittyCatGangster
On the cat's part, of course.
Owners of said cats, however, not so much.
Please take a moment to notice the hole in the background, we can only assume was ripped in purr-fect timing immediately prior to trying to steal the fish.
"This little fella being caught seconds after being told he couldn't have any." - zeinshvr
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